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Good Devil GDE069 The Dante Thompson Jockstrap
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Once upon a time, in an undisclosed location, lived a lively lad named Dante Thompson. His feet were lightning-fast, and he had a renowned fondness for two things - cross-country running and his grandmother's delicious lemonade. Dante was a spectacle, becoming known not just for his phenomenal speed, but also his unquenchable thirst for the tangy citrus beverage.
However, there was a snag in Dante's sprinting aspirations. He aimed to compete in the state cross country and track championships, and while his speed was extraordinary, he found himself faced with an inconvenient truth. His love for his grandmother's lemonade was causing frequent pit stops during his runs, interrupting his momentum, and disrupting his training.
The prospect of having to pause mid-race to relieve himself was an unbearable embarrassment. But as fate would have it, a solution came in the form of an ad for Good Devil's GDE069 Underwear - the "Marathon Man's" saving grace. It promised a unique center cut for maximum breathability and an innovative design for easy access for those urgent urination moments during long runs.
Intrigued yet skeptical, Dante decided to give these revolutionary undergarments a shot. The Good Devil's GDE069 Underwear was promptly delivered, and Dante set out for a trial run. And what a run it was! No interruptions, no uncomfortable moments, just pure, uninterrupted speed. Dante couldn't believe it - the underwear was a game-changer.
Championship day dawned, and Dante, armed with his newfound secret weapon, was ready. As the race started, Dante was like a cheetah on the plains, his speed unhampered by his usual need for pit stops. The crowd watched in awe as the mystery runner from an undisclosed location blitzed the course.
As Dante broke the tape at the finish line, a wave of cheers erupted. He had done it! Dante Thompson was the state champion! From that day forth, Dante's name was etched not just in the annals of his undisclosed location, but across the entire state. He became a symbol of determination, resilience, and, of course, Good Devil's GDE069 Underwear.
When asked about the secret to his success, Dante would chuckle and say, "Well, besides training hard and drinking my grandma's lemonade, it's all about the underwear, folks. The Good Devil's GDE069 is the secret behind my speed…and my uninterrupted lemonade binging!"
Thus, Dante Thompson became a legend - the speed-demon track and field star who loved lemonade and raced his way to victory in his one-of-a-kind Good Devil's GDE069 Underwear.
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Return Policy Procedure
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Requirements for Returns
- The products must be submitted online for return request within 30 days of Good Devil shipping the items to you. From the moment you receive an approval on your return request, you have 30 days to have the merchandise arrive at our warehouse.
- All products must be received:
- New (never worn or washed).
- Clean and without any odors or markings.
- In original packaging and with all tags attached.
We inspect all items received and they must meet our standards of acceptability as per the conditions outlined above. Credits or charges due will be issued to the original credit card used for the purchase. Upon receipt, our goal is to process your request within 7-10 business days.
How to Return Goods
Follow all steps above in the “Returns Policy Procedure” to properly request return approval.
Important Notes About Returning Underwear Products
- Please make sure all tags and packaging are intact, and that items are packaged to protect their shape.
- When you buy items from us, you appreciate that they always arrive in brand new condition. Because of this, we must require that all returned merchandise that you purchase and try on is worn over your own clean underwear. All returned underwear and other items with a crotch are closely examined and tested: we never put previously worn items back into our inventory. If an item doesn't pass our inspection, we cannot accept it as a return.
- We suggest you do not wear cologne or deodorant when trying on your purchase. These can leave marks or scents, which may make the item non-returnable.
- We are committed to selling only brand-new, pristine items. So, for the peace of mind and health of all our customers, we reserve the right to refuse returns on items that may not meet hygiene and health regulations.
- Because we approve a return request, does not mean that we will refund the payment. A return request approval means that we will accept the product(s) in question to be sent to us. Ultimately, the return will be accepted or refused after we have inspected the merchandise.
Special Notes
- Late Returns - If more than 30 days have passed since your package was shipped to you and you have not applied for a return, then we cannot accept the return. Also, if you applied for a return request and we have approved the request, you have 30 more days to get the item to our warehouse. Failure to return the item(s) to us within 30 days of the return request approval will cause the return to not be accepted. We reserve the right to accept or refuse a return after the expiration dates have passed. If accepted, a $10 or 20% re-stocking fee (whichever is greater) will be deducted from your refund.
- Final Sale Items - Items that are purchased through a buy a certain amount and get a free piece or any similar promotion are not eligible for refund; an example of this would include a promotion that offers, “Buy 2 Get 1 Free”. Items that are on sale by 40% or more from the regular price are not eligible for a refund.
- Excessive returns, as determined by Gooddevil management, will not be accepted. If Gooddevil feels that our liberal return policy is being taken advantage of, we will no longer accept returns from that customer.
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